We want them here and we want them now! Monty: How dare you call me inhumane?! Danny: Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head. Withnail: I fail to see my familys of any interest to you. Hello? Your sensitivity overwhelms me. Keep back, keep back! Press J to jump to the feed. And indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. Bit early in the morning for festivities, isn't it? Call Of Duty 4 Modern Warfare: War Quotes - YouTube www.youtube.com. Marwood: I demand to have some booze!. For reasons I can't really discuss with you. You're simply blackmailing your emotions to avoid the realities of your relationship with him. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of *dust*? Withnail: Withnail: [They drunkenly barge into some tearooms]. [as Marwood walks past him] Don't look, don't look! There is a hare tied to the door with a note attached. Withnail: How can it be so cold in here? No, I haven't got another. Eggs and things. [she still doesn't answer. I do. But old now, old. Thanks! Having said that, I now intend to leave for London. Monty: What we need is harmony, fresh air, stuff like that., Flowers are essentially tarts. Withnail & I is in my personal Top 5 movies of all time for re-watchablity and scathing dialogue. You wouldn't spike me, you're too mean. Web. I've been to drama school. Because I want to walk you to the station. Let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? reading, studying, and reflecting this history have led to this moment. What have you done to them? Withnail and I completed its run in 1970. Monty: Withnail: Old suit?! Nor women neither. It's horrible really but they like that, the little girls. Marwood: Well, I don't know. You don't deserve such loyalty. I have a heart condition. Withnail: You've had an audition. Marwood: Then the fucker will rue the day! So there's this judge sitting there in the cape like f***ing Batman with this really rather far out-looking hat. Isaac Parkin: Marwood: Look at him! He used to pick on me. Danny: Relax, man, find your neutral space. Listen to me, listen to me! Withnail. No! I need at least an hour for lunch. Miss Blennerhassett, telephone the police. Now, come along, he's going to revitalise himself and you're going to finish the vegetables. Withnail: And you'd be marvellous. [Jake has left a dead hare hanging on the cottage door, along with a note], Monty: Withnail: Wake up, you bastard or I burn this bastard bed down! DRIVE WITH EXTREME CARE", shouts out of the car window at a man standing on the pavement, Withnail and Marwood are lying in bed together, listening to a man coming inside the cottage. Withnail: Marwood: I was merely making an observation. Danny: The carrot has mystery. [Monty's Rolls-Royce pulls up outside the window]. Why have you drugged their onions?! And the Coalman looks at him and says "You think *you* look normal, your honour?" There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing! And I'm sitting in this bloody shack and I can't cope with Withnail. These are the sort of windows faces look in at! I sense there is world play but I just don't get it. Withnail: [cheerfully hopping back over the wall] Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels. No fridges, no televisions, no phones. Withnail: Marwood: And soon, I suppose, I shall be swept away by some vulgar little tumour. Monty: You want me to call whatshisname and ask him about his house? Withnail: Good old Jake. Don't be ridiculous. You have done something to your brain. Half an hour? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. 13 million Londoners have to wake up to this. You love him. This dreadful little Israelite. Peter Marwood (I): Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day. It's too hot so he drops it]. Withnail: Oh no, we'd be sucked into his trap! Withnail: (Wry smile) Sorry about that. In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it. Marwood: The sky's beginning to bruise, night must fall and we shall be forced to camp. Withnail: [whispering] He's going into your room. "I'm gonna pull you head off." Hurry up, Mabs. We are not drunks, we are multimillionaires! How like an angel in apprehension! Man delights not me, no, nor women neither. He leans up close to her, speaking into to her hearing aid]. "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." I recommend you smoke some more grass. A coward you are, Withnail, an expert on bulls you are not! General: They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man. Get that damned little swine out of here! You been away? Uncle Monty: Sherry? Why can't I get on television? I'm not having this shag sack insulting me! What the fuck do you mean? - Monty: Youre going to finish the vegetables. Monty: Your desires. If you think you're going to have a weekend's indulgence up here at his expense, which means him having a weekend's indulgence up here at my expense, you got another thing coming. What is it? Withnail: Listen, we're bona fide, we're not from London. You just wait. Prostitutes for the bees. Night must fall and we shall be forced to camp. I'm gonna be a sta-a-a-a-ar! Withnail: [holding up a pill] Look at Geoff Woade! you little traitors. Marwood: (Voice-over) Danny's here. Policeman 2: Always full of women staring out of windows, whining about ducks going to Moscow. An expert on bulls you are not! This boy's been out there frozen to the marrow and you just sit in here drinking. According to these instructions, you refuse everything but a urine sample. I can never touch meat until it's cooked. Yes, as a matter of fact I have. Probably on a tenner a day, and I know what for! What happened to my cigar commercial? [after coming out of a field, Withnail hasn't closed the gate properly, and a bull walks through it. I'm not having this shag-sack insulting me! One of us has got to stay on guard. Withnail: I happened to be looking for a suit for the Coalman two weeks ago. Withnail: For some of us a quote becomes a mantra, a goal or a philosophy by which we live. Marwood: Yeah, I know, but I got the logs in. grant . How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader! One of my favourite movies. [ruefully] Withnail: Monty: Marwood: I've no idea, I've never met him. You mustn't blame yourself. Withnail: Find the exact Danny's here. Quotes.net. Who fucks arses? Withnail unfolds the note and hands it to Monty. It's like a tide. It's the only solution to this intense cold. My heart's beating like a fucked clock! Rejuvenate. These aren't accidents, they're throwing themselves into the road! He can eat his fucking radish. Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't. Here."" (Richard Griffiths) "Laisse-moi, respirer . Withnail: Look at my tongue, it's wearing a yellow sock. Danny: [calmly] Marwood: Suits me. He winces as he stretches his leg]. If you're hanging onto a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision. We shall buy this place and fire you immediately. . Withnail: (Paraphrasing Hamlet) I have of late but wherefore I know not lost all my mirth and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the air look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors. Flowers are essentially tarts. What good's the side? Marwood : No, no, you can't. It's impossible, I swear it. Withnail: I suggest you both go outside and discuss it sensibly, in the street. I think you've been punished enough. Law rather appeals to me actually. An old woman with a clunky hearing aid pinned to her apron opens the door, she still doesn't answer. Be seated. So here we are gonna talk about some of thebest quotes from the movie. But sooner or later you've got to get out because it's crashing. 'S alright, 's alright, s'alright We're going, our car has arrived! We'll have another pair of large scotches. We're in danger, we've got to get out. Monty: Here hare here! Marwood: Do you like vegetables? I would say. I'm utterly arseholed. Why don't I get any soup? Monty: Monty: Street: The Embalmer! I can't take aspirins without a drink. Withnail: I think we've been in here too long. I adore you. For reasons I can't really discuss with you, he had to go to Jamaica. [Marwood knocks on the door of a farmhouse. You don't understand. Oh, don't tell me you're not aware of it, I know what you're up to and so do you. Marwood: Withnail: General: The only thing youre in that Ive been in is this ****ing bath! I'm preparing myself to forgive you. "I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head.". Im in a park and Im practically dead. It'll happen. Irishman: Now, look, you. Withnail: Jake: Listen to me, listen to me! Peter Marwood (I): Stop saying that Withnail, of course hes the fucking farmer! Withnail: I don't advise a haircut, man. Why don't you wash up occasionally like any other human being? Withnail: It's like Greenland in here. Withnail: He went to the other place, Monty. Start shouting. [takes pill out of doll] Trade: Pheno-dihydrochloride-benzorex. Monty: Depends entirely on the quality of the wine. Withnail: What had I done to offend him? Bastard asked me to understudy Konstantin in The Seagull. I demand to have some booze! If he comes into my room again, it's murder, and you'll be held responsible in law! . Got busted coming back through Heathrow. [Withnail sees Marwood eating some brownish fluid out of a bowl with a spoon] I've only had a few ales. You're looking very beautiful, man. I happen to be the proprietor. This is me naked in a corner! Stop saying that! The movie, which takes place in England in late 1969, involves the misadventures of a pair of chronically unemployed actors. Oh dear no no No, I'd be sucked into his trap! Withnail: Have you either of you got shoes? Withnail: Calm down. If I hadn't told him you were active we'd never have got the cottage. Danny: My thumbs have gone weird! Peter Marwood ("I"): Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer! A Massachusetts man was sentenced to probation for running an illegal hare trapping operation in Maine. Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. What makes you possibly think I've got anything for your pot? Withnail: No you won't, you're not leaving me in here alone. We're not from London! You little thug! It will pass. What have you done to them? Withnail is cowering under the covers]. [the man who called Marwood a ponce gets up and walks over to them. you little traitors. These eels here are for his pot. You want working on, boy. Withnail: Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head. General: The bastard's about to run at me! Rubbish. Come on, old boy. Withnail: (Ranting on a mountain) Bastards! Withnail: I have a heart condition, if you hit me it's murder. Mrs. Parkin: Withnail: Oh, Oxford Marwood: He doesn't have any friends. I don't consciously offend big men like this. Monty: An expert on bulls you are not! Look at this - accident blackspot? We've got to get some booze. I'd never have wanted it, not with him in it! Do you know, when you first came in here I knew you were a services man. Trying for even more advantage. So, he looks at the Coalman and says "What's all this? Marwood: You never discuss your family, do you? Withnail: Headhunter to everybody. [to Withnail] [reading graffiti] Oh, Christ almighty. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? What have you found? My heart's beating like a fucked clock! Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day! His name's Presuming Ed. He winces as he stretches his leg, the drunken, elderly pub landlord opens the till and it hits it him the chest and he almost falls down, they go and sit down at a table with their drinks, fondling the money Monty has given them to buy Wellingtons, a poacher enters the pub with pheasants stuffed under his coat, making him look like a hunchback, he pulls Withnail's cigarette out of his mouth and puts it in his, after having entirely covered himself in muscle embrocation to keep warm, Withnail laughs uncontrollably and drops to the floor, Marwood comes out of the bathroom wearing a towel, Withnail has been pulled over by the police for speeding down the motorway in the beat-up Jaguar, gesturing at the wine bottles and Marwood in the back, in a telephone box, speaking to an operator, noticing the plastic bags that Withnail is wearing over his shoes, after being threatened by Jake the poacher, Danny offers Withnail his huge Camberwell Carrot spliff, Marwood is leaving to go to Manchester to do a play. [seeing a road sign reading "ACCIDENT BLACK SPOT. [he pulls its head off and tips some pills out of it]. Uncle Monty: I sometimes wonder where Norman is now. Withnail: Withnail: I didn't think he'd come all this way. Monty: Yeah, I know that, you've got to kill it. Marwood: I didn't call you inhumane. How like an angel in apprehension. You need working on, boy! Youre not in the same boat. I'm good-looking. Uncle Monty: (referring to his cat) Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day! Easy for you to say, luvvie, you've had an audition. Surrounded by trees and nature one feels a *glorious* stirring on the senses, a rejection of *poisonous* inhibition, and a *fecund* motion of the soul. Plot - Withnail and "I" - the narrator - are two aspiring actors and friends who are looking for a job in London without success. Shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour. Marwood: Marwood: We forgot to bring our Wellingtons. Course you have, you're the poacher. The cottage. Of course he's the fucking farmer! Withnail: Withnail: The thermostats! I wondered if you could sell us some food. Look at me, I'm 30 in a month and I've got a sole flapping off my shoe. I've looked into it. Marwood: Withnail: Cos if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. [picking up an apron] There can be no true beauty without decay. Marwood: I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering. Withnail: [the bull is scraping the ground with its front hoof, snorting]. Withnail: Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths! Yes, but if it rains, we're buggered. Suits me. Well, lick 10 percent of the arses for me, then! Danny's a genius. I expect they're dead down the drain. The Coalman had to go to Jamaica. [teary-eyed] It's you he wants. Danny: Withnail: If I ever see that silage-heap hanging about up here, I'll take the bastard axe to him. You haven't slept in sixty hours, you're in no state to tackle it. I hope you guys like our collection. Withnail: What are we supposed to do with that? Before I became a journalist I was in the Territorials. "Here. How you feel. Eat some cake. A cat, rain, Vim under the sink, and both bars on. Withnail: Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that! Withnail : Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up! Time change. Withnail: Where is he? Marwood: Why don't you wash up occasionally like any other human being? Marwood: Then they must be delighted with your career. Withnail: Don't threaten me with a dead fish! Vegetables again. You bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks! Honestly. [Marwood is leaving to go to Manchester to do a play. What happened to your cigar commercial? Oh my boys, my boys, we are at the end of an age! [getting up at the same time] It's like great yellow sock. Just think of it with bacon across its back. Danny: Uncle Monty: Oh! They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into you brain! [Withnail has been pulled over by the police for speeding down the motorway in the beat-up Jaguar]. He says he wont come in for lunch without an apology. by Anonymous: . They are flat broke, so they move to the house of Withnail's uncle in the countryside. Uncle Monty: Oh, my boys, my boys, forgive me. [casually lighting a cigarette] Look at Geoff Woade. Withnail and I is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Withnail: Withnail: [he pulls Withnail's cigarette out of his mouth and puts it in his]. - Washington Irving. I say, you know what we should do? It's the only solution to this intense cold. Marwood: I'd never have wanted it, not with him in it! [a live chicken is standing on the table]. This is a court, man. Search, discover and share your favorite Withnail And I GIFs. I don't consciously offend big men like this. I say, you know what we should do? Marwood puts his hand on Withnail's shoulder, they've arrived at the cottage, it's cold and dark, amorously puts his hand on Marwood's arm as he peels vegetables, he pulls its head off and tips some pills out of it, stands barefoot, about to leave Withnail and Marwood's flat. We mean no harm! Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. I don't advise a haircut, man. How dare you. Required fields are marked *. He's so mauve, we don't know what he's planning! We may as well sit round this cigarette. You're not in the same boat. Withnail: Flowers are essentially tarts. Marwood: Do you mean you've been up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without Wellingtons? Those are the kind of windows faces look in at. Get any more masculine than him and you'd have to live up a tree. They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man. As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops. Marwood: It's true, I crept the boards in my youth. Monty: Quotes and one-liners: . 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