Company Credits Who's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever-. By wearitout. The titular wisecracking mercenary tries to protect a troubled young mutant from a cybernetic soldier who has travelled back in time to kill him. [Wade throws the spreader into the gunman's head, killing him]. [Deadpool / Wade Wilson says his goodbyes to all those around him, and while "dying"]. [Upon seeing the newly transformed Deadpool/Weapon XI] Look, he's teamed up with the Juggernaut! Well, I'm not even going to attempt that. Domino Deadpool: Who knew these winds would be so strong?Domino: Everyone! From $1.46. Domino Deadpool: [jumps out of building and lands on knees]. Deadpool You are not judge, jury or executioner. But if you kill him, he wins. - Domino I'm gonna meet you in the middle and say no. SPOILER WARNING: The following article contains major spoilers for Deadpool 2. Next time Uber. The point is, our group will be forward-thinking. Domino : They're headed into the tunnel. Whatever. Jesus, either vomit or don't. And certainly not very cinematic. I used to have one of those in 1990-never.Cable: [takes Vanessas token] Something to remember you by.Deadpool: Give me that back! Im retrieving something from my utility bag.Weasel: Its a goddamn fanny pack, and you know it, you sick son of a b**ch! I think we both know I don't have what it takes to do this, so I'm just gonna change your diaper real quick, and then I'm gonna come back with my friend Cable. - Weasel. You did this for me? This is one of her absolute finest moments, expressing exasperation with everyone in the cab while simultaneously poking fun of Cable in a perfect verbal jab. Las mejores ofertas para Lote de 3 figuras sueltas DEADPOOL Funko Pop # vinilo bobble MEGASONIC DOMINO 315 317 estn en eBay Compara precios y caractersticas de productos nuevos y usados Muchos artculos con envo gratis! Ha! That came out wrong. Zazie Beetz's Domino is a . : What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? Deadpool: No! Cable Let me die while I am over 100 so I can die like Detroit did." - by Deadpool. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. You think we didn't jump out of the plane because of a light breeze? First he rides my coattails with the R-rating, and then, that hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying. Deadpool: [cuts down one bullet then gets riddled by more bullets]. I would be disgraced. Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. Wade Wilson: Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father, and then have consensual sex with their sister?Vanessa: I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.Deadpool: No, Im pretty sure Luke nailed her.Vanessa: Baby, thats Empire. Traffic? It lives up to the hype, *plus plus.*. Give me a bow and arrow and I'm basically Hawkeye. Cable: The names Cable. All right, well, this has been pretty scary! This is a joke directed right at the most intense comic book fans in the audience. X-Men! Just cleaning up the timelines! Special Forces. I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. [upon opening his anniversary gift from Vanessa] And like a lot of dicks, he's as hard as a rock, and causes nothing but problems! Vanessa: And three, at what point do audiences say, Enough with the robotic arms?. Deadpool I love dubstep! What did you say? I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter. Wade Wilson: There it is. Wade Wilson: This is crazy. You can't stop him / Ah-ah-ah-ah / You can't stop this / Motherfucker! [Deadpool travels back to the moment before Peter is killed]. I want to belong to something, like you, Pool sir. [Wade gets pulled back to the real world]. Ryan Reynolds stars as Wade Wilson/Deadpool. As a former X-Man Bedlam Cable: You think we didn't jump out of the plane because of a light breeze? Get outta my head! Deadpool : I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. That is *so* not practical. Puns. Cable: I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the group's name. [Deadpool blocks the first bullet, then misses the rest]. Colossus: Go home. Weasel: Even if we were there's a wind advisory in effect until at least Ryan Reynolds: "Hey, it's me! People nobody would touch. I wanna take them back! Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see. Vanessa, Weasel, Blind Al, Dopinder, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, and Colossus all return for Deadpool 2, joined by comic fan favorites Cable, Domino, Russell, Juggernaut, Black Tom Cassidy, and . : The good news is, I dont think anyones going to miss Shatterstar. Dont stare directly into that. Deadpool turns around and picks up the container, Dopinder runs over the headmaster in his taxi, Deadpool sneaks into a maternity ward and approaches one of the babies, places his hands on his head while walking in circles, looks at baby again while waving his arms back and forth, cracks knuckles and sighs. Deadpool: I'm gonna miss him. Domino Is anybody nervous about the high winds? [she turns and leaves]Deadpool: Shes great. [pulls out a knife] So stay here in Chateau de Virgin while we go get our fuck on! Wade? ["Last words"] Deadpool: "I've been traveling to exotic placesBaghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonvillemeeting new and exciting people." Weasel: "And killing them. Deadpool Don't make me say it. I thought that was you! Deadpool Sweetheart, can you speak up? Domino No line better encapsulates Deadpool 2 than his seemingly final words for Russell. Deadpool: 28. It doesn't have to go this way! That's fine. Just once, I gonna to find a planet where people are worse than me at everything, a whole bunch of functional idiots. One, is dubstep still a thing? Created by Rob Liefeld, Domino first fully appeared in X-Force, vol. Having learned that Deadpool masturbates in the soap dispenser, Colossus innocence is once again undermined as he stares at his hands in disbelief. "Only best buddies execute pedophiles together." - Deadpool. He's dead, too. And that's why "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is pure pornography. This line captures Deadpool's approach to being a hero, one that is much more gray, but still manages to make the world a better place. At least we still have Bowie. : No, we are most certainly not fucked. Hitler - 20 April 1889']. Cable: Unknown. You're about to get dick-slapped! Stop at 2, ya killed it! Isn't that a little derivative? All right. I never shouldve left you there. All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! Fearing they'd kill her as a result, Domino's birth mother whisked her away to . I think I'm in the right place. Deadpool: In every film, theres a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. But in this film, well, you're looking at it. Deadpool 2. That's from Robocop! I realize that you're new to this, but relax. : Im going to go make dessert. Cable: Fuck it. Do you know what would happen to me if I helped you? Maybe the kind that leaves you more machine than man. [chuckling] : Is that a fanny pack? No more! Peter: There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree and I had to, uh Wade Wilson: You dont want to hurt anyone.Russell: How do you know what I want?Deadpool: Because Ive been inside you. By Digger Pierce. Obviously there are a ton of references to (and even quick appearances by) the major X-Men players. Deadpool: Deadpool: Wade Wilson: Deadpool Oh, thats the sun. Gimme your best shot, One-Eyed Willie! She was funny filtered her pain through the prism of humor. Juggernaut: It takes down Cable's overbearing masculinity, pokes fun at the eternally uncool fanny pack, and references the pouch-driven art of Rob Liefeld, co-creator of Cable and Deadpool. Deadpool. YOU'RE IN THIS SHIT NOW, MUSTACHE! He even runs like a fucking pervert. Deadpool: Best deadpool 2 quotes. Bedlam: Deadpool quotes are incredibly funny cheeky self aware and even romantic with ryan reynolds deadpool knocking it out of the park. Starring:Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Morena Baccarin, T. J. Miller, Leslie Uggams, Brianna Hildebrand, Stefan Kapii, Zazie Beetz, Jack Kesy. I don't know much about this Cable fella, but I guarantee you he hasn't killed as many people as melanoma has. Weasel: We all need a genuine sense of home, a place Dopinder: This is crazy. Deadpool: Weasel: All rights reserved. Deadpool: He's teamed up with the Juggernaut. I don't have one. Deadpool: And believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film. Your souls are beyond redemption! That piece of shit, he deserves to die for what he did to you. I've killed every last one of them, except me. I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up. Look at me. Deadpool: Release Dates I can't hear you with that pity dick in your mouth. Rock, meet Bottom. It was my fault she died. : Im going to pretend like that never happened. By the time the movie's end credits roll, Deadpool 2 has established a new (and far less accident-prone) X-Force lineup of Deadpool, Cable, Domino, Firefist, and Dopinder the cabbie. Wade Wilson: Domino Retrieved . T.J. Miller Promises More Weasel in Deadpool 2 EXCLUSIVE. Blind Al: X-Force is just a marketing tool designed by Fox executives to keep Josh Brolin employed. Deadpool: It's tough to make the mass execution of fleeing attendants heartwarming or hilarious, but Deadpool 2 does both. But now, being a hero, it's only a few moments. One of the more high profile characters to make the leap from comics to the big screen in Deadpool 2 is Zazie Beetz's mutant mercenary Domino. [whispers to bartender ducking behind bar after gun fire ceases]. I'm dying in this one, too. Its me! What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? [to Wade] I loved her like an ocean loves water.Weasel: An ocean is water.Deadpool: And more importantly, I liked her. : Wade Wilson: : Hitler - 20 April 1889', whispers to bartender ducking behind bar after gun fire ceases, During a Sicilian mafia funeral, Deadpool breaks out of the coffin and shoots at the mob, to himself, holding the Green Lantern script, blood splatters on the script and cuts to Reynolds' face with a gunshot wound in the forehead, he drops revealing Deadpool behind him with a gun, after Deadpool realizes Cable traveled back in time to save him, after Shatterstar is killed by landing on the spinning propellers on a helicopter, to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her, Deadpool travels back to the moment before Peter is killed, after Dopinder kills the headmaster by running him over with his taxi, Upon seeing the newly transformed Deadpool/Weapon XI, Suddenly Deadpool/Weapon XI is shot in the head by someone who is then revealed to be the current, time-traveling Deadpool, Deadpool shoots the old Deadpool several more times before walking away. That's a twist." The point is, there are people, there are people in this f***ing world, besides him, who will treat you right. I was fighting a caped badass. What do you say we go fuck some shit up? X-Force!Deadpool: Walk away! I know it's called a Sea Breeze. Deadpool: Great a bunch of armed pedophiles in nursing shoes. 20th Century Fox. The Juggernaut! Better than we used to be.Deadpool: Youre a lot smarter than I look. Created by Rob Liefeld, Domino first fully appeared in X-Force, vol. - Wade Wilson An ocean is water. People think they understand pain, but they have no concept of it. Well, we'll take care of that, won't we? But worst of all, you broke my heart, Wade. Yeah, you got a big, old stinky in there, don't you? Fred Savage: Yes. Here's a spoiler alert. We are so fucked! Makes you want to hurt others. The cast includes: Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool, Josh Brolin as Cable, T.J. Miller as Weasel, Jack Kesy as Black Tom, Zazie Beetz as Domino, and Brianna Hildebrand as Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Alright. Cable: He's going in through the back! What's your shtick? "I use a device to slide through time. I bet fifty years from now we'll be bestest buddies. Dopinder: Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. Deadpool - Deadpool. We're definitely naming our kid Cher! Bad ass, that's all you've got. : Deadpool: The X-Men. That wasn't me. I just saw the ad and thought it looked fun.Deadpool: Youre in.Weasel: Yeah.Dopinder: F***! Doesn't make any sense. Following the success of "Deadpool" in 2016, the anti-hero is back for a sequel. This is crazy. You have a good heart. You're still using my Velcro labels. Come on. We need to build a f***ing team. Heads, you did it for me. I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home. Deadpool: Fuck your rules! Bring it in. Wade Wilson: I thought it looked fun. "'Let's F*ck Some Shit Up' is my middle name." Juggernaut: Deadpool: [to Cable] Bring it in. Okay. [Negasonic Teenage Warhead throws a food container at Deadpool, knocking the smartphone off his hand. Deadpool 2 would be fine as a pure joke fest, but in this moment it becomes a family movie (albeit an atypical one). Watching Deadpool and Cable team up is a joy, especially as they begin to respect one another just a little bit, and killing pedophiles makes the wanton slaughter difficult to reject. [to Negasonic Teenage Warhead] [to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her] I really should have stayed in college Colossus: It also plays to Colossus' earliest comic book appearances, in which he would regularly utter this Russian statement meaning "my god. I hope the Academy is watching.