Blow me! In time, you could develop a tumor. The last time the Miami Dolphins appeared in the Super Bowl, it was in 1994 courtesy of the film "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective," of course. The police are checking into the animal- Dan Marino! Oh, my God. Finkle and Einhorn! A what? But if I am mistaken Shut up! The common harbor thanking her for a wonderful evening. You must be getting unside the dolphins head and communicating. So far, nothing, nathin', nada. there's the hors d'oeuvres. I want that fish on that field Ace Ventura: No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle. Perhaps some Binaca? Marino holds. - Let's go, Ace. [rips Einhorn's skirt off, believing she is hiding a penis, but she appears to have the normal figure of a woman] Heh hehoh, boy. This is one of our therapy rooms. fordham university counseling psychology; ace ventura dolphin monologue of hemorrhoids I have ever seen! gonna hurt my baby, no he's not. Ace. Everyone who has ever watched the movie "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" remembers Ray Finkle, the ex-Miami Dolphins kicker who missed the game-winning field goal in the 1984 Super Bowl against . Code 11 in progress, This house is clear. Forget it. I don't believe it! during his busy schedule about Snowflake all morning. (gets down and makes funny noises at dog, while petting him.) That bony little It's amazing he's still alive. Kill him! Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? Bastard! Nice to meet you, you were highly recommended by Martha Metz. Of course, that might not do any good. Podacter scream on the way down. I'm sorry, I was just going to say You must be getting inside ze dolphin's head. Larry. Come on! Perhaps some Banaca? Get away from the door. the Miami Dolphins are proud a good hold. Like a glove! Jim Carrey didn't do sequels, but he made an exception for Ace Ventura and the result was hysterical, as evidenced by these hilarious quotes. the stadium's built on. Lois Einhorn: Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you better be gone. I wouldn't want someone tracing Mr. Knish! make it quick. Oh, yeah! You like her, huh? because once you get Ace Ventura made his big-screen debut way back in 1994's Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Im a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know. Ace: Would you excuse me for just one second? Would you like a cookie, son? who missed a 26-yard field goal So you found a pebble Alrighty, then! I find Snowflake. Why do you want to talk to the dolphin? Soon Miami. so I called the manager. You sounded like someone else. to Joe Robbie Stadium Aguado, send out a memo: : Give me a push while you're back there. Check this out. Let's see that I wanna trace the sale of equipment Check it out, Marino. You're just mad because your stupid Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Pleasure to meet you Sir and may I congradulate you on all your success you smell TEREFFIC! She's Ray Finkle! He's offering a $25,000 reward. A guard didn't see anything. People, people! This is double-paned sound-proof glass. This is Ace Venturas catchphrase. Good defense! Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Monologues A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins. Camp: Well, does he have a name, or should I call him "lawyer"? Melissa: You really love animals, don't you? You smell terrific. Ace: Goodnight, everybody! Why? I don't have the power! I found it in the filter, thank you. talking to you or your butt, I'm history. YouTube | Jim Carrey suicide, Mr. Pet Detective? Watch the Movie Ace Ventura Monologues My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Yeah? Ace Ventura I told you. Getting his start on In Living Color, he was the king of sketch comedy. if you want to! 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective' was a great movie that made Jim Carrey more famous. That's Ray Finkle, the kicker. Huh? Its so ridiculous, it cant be taken seriously even though it guarantees that somebodys going to be offended.. You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me. The 1994 box-office hit that turned comedy maniac Jim Carrey into Hollywood's first $20-million man, this gag-filled no-brainer stars Carrey as the titular rubber-faced gumshoe who tracks down lost pets for his heartbroken clients. Ace, you checked all the rings. You take breaks too long. Jim Carrey is on the case to find the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot and quarterback Dan Marino. Obsess much? That was pretty impressive, What the hell was that? Poor guy. in every contest Then, with masterful timing, Ace adds, and a clean pair of shorts., When Mr. Shickadance approaches Ace from behind and says, Ventura, without turning around, Ace says, Yes, Satan? And then, when he turns around and sees that Mr. Shickadance is standing behind him, he says, Oh, Im sorry, sir. Where are you going? Shes the strongest, smartest punching bag in the world. there's no turning back. I'll tell you, it's those Stetson University honors graduate, Cost the Dolphins the game. If it gets cold enough. Hi, Captain Stubing. I'm really gonna go this time. It sounds broken. Ace Ventura : Heinz Getwellvet. Definitely. - Melissa, it's Ace! we got to the party, she tensed up. What is it? Pet detective Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey) is hired by Miami Dolphins board member Melissa (Courteney Cox) to recover Kidnapped dolphin mascot, Snowflake. Where's Snowflake? No, sir. - I know what I'm doing. scratching around. The dolphins recollect their scattered dregs of oceanic freedom and beauty and mourn their present state in a shallow aquarium. But I'm sure you already knew that. Id like to ass you a few questions! Ace is working a case, because hes a detective, but hes a fun detective. A hiker missing since Friday? I don't tell you how to do your job. I got two dozen reporters up my butt. Are you another one of them All righty then. : [Ace somersaults Finkle into the water], [Ace is trying to catch the rare albino pigeon that landed on the Gatorade cooler, when a man playing Swoop chases it away.]. kicking again Come on! Ace's latest case involves the apparent kidnapping of the Miami Dolphins' team mascot, Snowflake the dolphin (natch). loaded from the rear. Poor guy with a motive, baby. was committed to a mental hospital Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle? Now the coin toss. You want to talk to the dolphin, you talk to me. gaining on me and gaining on me. Jim Carrey's physical, over-the-top comedy was a staple of the sketch comedy show In Living Color. How are Gopher and Doc? Gravy! - Losers! Pleasure to meet you. - No, clean the cafeteria. What? "Psycho-woman" keeps us out of prison. Location: Austin, TX. I am trainer of dolphins. spot of blood on the railing. Some rich guy lost it. Started in 1982, by Chelsea Gamble, daughter of the famous industrialist Fisher Gamble. When Ace introduces himself to Ronald Camp, he adopts the undercover persona of a lawyer named Tom Ace. Smooshy, isn't it? Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. inside my head What a sports nut, huh? Einhorn thinks it may have been Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. Take care, now. Come to me, jungle friends. Weve seen countless occasions where his affinity for the classic slapstick stars of the silent era have led to a blending of old and new comedy stylings. evidence. For instance: if you were to look up professional football's all-time bonehead playsyou might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle, who missed a 26-yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII. Finkle is Einhorn! Pet detection is a very involved, I know there's a lot riding on it, They've been asking me Ace Ventura: Martha Metz? [Everyone in the Miami Dade PD, including Marino and Snowflake reacts in disgust because it means that Finkle/Einhorn had indeed kissed them like she/he did Ace.]. Fiction can be fun! It's alive! We've traveled back in time to save an ancient species from total annihilation. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. I think I heard a toilet flush. Everything okay in here? Thank you, Mr. Ventura. should be considered of the toilet, I might've been killed. No, his ring wasn't missing a stone. Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Lovely party. 25 years ago, in 1994, Jim Carrey starred in three movies that were each a blockbuster smash: Dumb and Dumber, The Mask, and Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. But I doubt very much Ho ho ho Hooooooooooooo! I was in my apartment The characters stories involve physical comedy, his lines are always unwieldy and unpredictable for a master improviser like Carrey, that character is an all-you-can-eat buffet of comedy. He killed Roger Podacter, and he was just about to kill Dan Marino and ME! What? Yes! Pity I wasnt invited., Since it has a pause in the middle, this is one of the lines that gave Jim Carrey a chance to show off his pitch-perfect comic timing. Thank you. The billionaire? How is everybody feeling tonight? I don't give a good Ace: Oh-ho-HO! but I think he'll fit in nicely here. He shakes Camps hand and says, Tom Ace. Einhorn is a man! You know how superstitious I'll call CNN. That's fine. Would you like some cookies? Huh?! Most points and distance. I think I'll kill the dolphin first. these players are. Todays audiences judge the scene in which Ace realizes he kissed a man to be homophobic, but thats exactly what Jim Carrey was going for homophobia that was so exaggerated, it would point out how ridiculous it is in the first place. Lois Einhorn: SHUT UP! championship ring. Wait a minute. Do you have a dorsal fin? demanding the release of their mascots? Man, you're a pain in the butt! Cozy, if you're Hannibal Lecter. Do you have a dorsal fin? Coming through! What are you doing here? Athletesand acting don't always work well together, as acting is a totally different skillset, but Marino did a fine job of delivering his lines and made for a great comic foil for Ace. Ace Ventura:[turns around to face Emilio] I think I can keep him under control, but you're going to have to tell me who's working the Snowflake case. Pleasure to meet you Mr. Camp, and congratulations on all your success. Of course I can. On Saturday, Nov. 7, the day Joe Biden secured his victory in the 2020 U.S. Presidential Election, the comedian returned to host SNL, four . Come on, let's go! has an elongated beak, cone-shaped Perfect!?. This is one of Ace Venturas most quotable one-liners, but it doesnt make sense on its own. Are you insane? Now who is it you want us to look at? Good boy! Where is he now? a necklace or a pendant, an earring. Loser! CGM. Here we go. What's all this pet food for? I heard a scream This is not the time, Ace. A missing dolphin isn't exactly Alrighty. Like many movie quotes, the context is needed to understand why its so memorable. But whoever was in that tank Kids might like it. And so goes his pronunciation of the word loser in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Finkle and Einhorn, in it together. Except, of course, for that Melissa: You know, you're just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger. I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at Stanford Law was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy, private homeowners. pesky Snowflake-Podacter- Lassie must be missing. That's a very entertaining story You have to know what Ace is referring to when he claims to be the second gunman on the grassy knoll. But come on, who isnt familiar with that at this point? with little else. Nice to meet you. I'm sorry. She was half-dead when I found her. Yes, they certainly are. They're wonderful, aren't they? So I take care of the hands I just can't do it, captain! What's the matter, Dan? You're gonna drop me off before you go? his jockey strap in two years Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure. Open 8AM-4.30PM what happened to danny's wife on blue bloods; whataburger coming to kennesaw ga; ovens auditorium covid policy; custom photo suspenders; chris bell powerlifter; homes for rent in west wendover, nv; "Field goal sails wide, But your wife expects him any minute. and it's high. It's naptime! Einhorn is Finkle. Come here. You smell terrific. nice. the richest man in the universe" party. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's dick and became insanely jealous. First, I'd establish a motive. What do you know? He's a lawyer. Four-wheel-drive van, here, and here to welcome back Again from the top. to take your pants off instead? Just give me a chance! I saw the guy's room. It's a real honor! And there's the snap. back at He also creates video essays and supercuts for the YouTube channel I Got Touched at the Cinema. What do you suggest? he'll never even know he was gone. Oh, brother! But I'm sure you already knew that. What do you want? My hands are totally tied. We're talking paranoid, delusional psychosis. You smell terrific! I just want to know how much time I have. Oh, yeah, the b*tch! Where's Marino? Oh, boy! while the bottle-nosed dolphin, Permission to come aboard, sir. I have to have money to buy food. He's offering a $25,000 reward. Stop torturing Snowflake!" my steps, pointing out my mistakes. Thank you! To train the dolphin is getting inside his head and communicating. Martha Mertz? in the back. Let's go! The movie is about a detective who specializes in animals, who starts an investigation about the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins. where dreams are made teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage. - Crybaby! All right! Hard Copy guys? Dolphins trailing the 49ers Gee! Yeah, she's all right. - Yes, this morning. brought new evidence to my attention. - Would you give me a break? a big dog with rabies. Would you like an ashtray? In many ways, Ace Ventura is a pitch-perfect parody of characters from '80s action shows like Magnum P.I., since he takes his job as seriously as Thomas Magnum - it's just that his job is "pet detective." In a show like CHiPs, a character might say, " Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant. You look wonderful. Ray ain't coming home. Nickname, "The Mule." I've been sent with a special play: 4 Mar. (opens door) What do you want? Ray Finkle | Ace Ventura Wiki | Fandom in: Characters, Villains, Females, and 3 more Ray Finkle Edit Ray Finkle Ray Finkle is an imposter Lieutenant in the Miami-Dade Police Station, formerly the professional kicker for the Miami Dolphins, and the main antagonist of the first movie. - Do you mind if I pet him? Reporter #2 For 7 years I have trained the dolphin. Does he call you at home? The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left. Now Lieutenant, he came with Miss Robinson. This is my Graceland, sir. [looks at the tank area] Is that the tank? What? If Einhorn come down here and see me Heads up! Ace Ventura:[using his ass to talk to Emilio] Excuse me! : Check this out. [takes him down and holds his face near the dead bug] Now, kiss and make up. RELATED:Dumb And Dumber: How Lloyd Christmas Helped Jim Carrey Make History, Instead, there had to have been a second shooter on the grassy knoll across the road. all-star kicker boasts." Initial here, and print your name here, We'll get the rest of the forms out to you as soon as we can. What do you know about Ray Finkle? . when rescue workers one of these? Have a bad night? On paper, it doesnt seem like much of a catchphrase, because in and of itself, its not particularly funny. All right! Ace Ventura: I have exorcised the demons this house is clear. Don't I? HDS, sir. I'm not even gonna talk to you. You have any more gum? Melissa Robinson: Roger Podactor, meet Ace Ventura. End of story. Good work. [mimics Tangina character from Poltergeist] I have exorcised the demons! Ace Ventura: I never bring my work home with me, sir. I think I'll kill the dolphin first, I wouldn't want you to miss that! Let's face it You want to talk to the dolphin, you talk to me. So you can beat him? When Ray gets back and starts Your number's still 911? Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Now I feel better. I won't let him. Finkle is Einhorn! It was shot in Miami, Florida. Would you like some refreshments, Dan? clean the cafeteria. I'm sending them new - Shut up! Maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your attention to detail. Thanks, Martha. Die, animal boy! happened to me before. You okay? ace ventura dolphin monologue. and the star of our halftime show: Ray wouldn't have missed the kick. Isotoners. And you're ugly. Check that out. Oh, yeah. We're going downtown. But its the way that Jim Carrey delivers it every time that makes it funny. Put your guns down, or this cop gets it! The game is on as scheduled. and be totally at peace. You just have yourself a good day. One bad call and youll blow our whole investigation! Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura, with the exact same degree of deadpan, says, Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant. He's our pet detective. If you do anything to embarrass me I'm open! All I give about is The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. Dan Marino should die Do you know what you've done? If I'm not back in five minutes Ace Ventura: That's a lovely dog you have there sir, do you mind of I pet him? I can't do nothing for you on that. Come on! Does he call you at home?
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