chase, chevy, golf, caddy, dangerfield. So, I'm on the first tee with him. You're one of the lowest members of the food chain and you'll probably be replaced by the rat. Danny Noonan: He's got about 195 yards left, and he's got a, looks like he's got about an 8-iron. Lou, who is acting as an umpire, tells Czervik his team will forfeit unless they find a substitute. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. Ok, I guess were playin' for keeps now! --Jeff Shannon. [hits a joint, coughs] I gotta. [gives Tony a bottle of Coke and 50 cents]. Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. He was a funny guy. I'll just get a little more oil on us. I'm a very qualified acupuncturist. Chevy Chase and Bill Murray, who had fought backstage at SNL years earlier, get one absurd scene (that makes no sense plot-wise) together, and it's . Is that so? Ty Webb: He's got a beautiful backswing [swings, pulverizes another flower] that's- oh, he got all of that one! [6] According to Ramis, Rolling Hills was chosen because the course did not have any palm trees. let's go while we're young! This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it. How would you like to come over and mow my lawn? Judge Smails: Spaulding, get dressed you're playing golf. He's going to hit about a two iron, I think. Carl Spackler: I bet ya slice into the woods! Who's the gopher's ally. This isn't Russia, is it? Ty Webb: Bushwood Country Club Caddyshack 80's Retro Golf t shirts and gifts. Judge Smails: Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way? Dr. Beeper: He's gotta be pleased with that! Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? [gives Tony a bottle of Coke and 50 cents]. Judge Smails: Outta nowhere. Danny Noonan: Carl Spackler: He's a Cinderella boy. Bishop : Oh, then I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you can't come. Sandy: Not golfers, you great git! You're blocking. Lou Loomis: He's got about 350 yards left, he's going to hit about a 5-iron, it looks like, don't you think? Know what I'm talking about? Danny Noonan: "[22] On Metacritic, the film received a score of 48 based on 12 reviews, indicating "mixed or average reviews". Danny Noonan: I haven't even told my father I'm not gonna get that scholarship. This ain't no god dang country club. No homo. Judge Smails: Sorry. Gophers, ya great git! He's out. Ramis gave him direction to act as a child. You have worn out your welcome at Bushwood, sir! Your ball's right over there, go straight. Judge Smails: It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. That's a peach, hon! Danny Noonan: Judge Smails: Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language? Danny Noonan: My niece is the kind of girl who has a certain zest of living. This isn't Russia. "[13], Caddyshack was released on July 25, 1980,[14] in 656 theaters, and grossed $3.1 million during its opening weekend; it went on to make $39,846,344 in North America,[15] and $60 million worldwide. [picks him up by the shirt collar] What's wrong with lumber? I guess it's just a matter now of pumping about fifteen thousand gallons of water down there to teach you a little bit of a lesson, is that it? Quantity. Danny Noonan It's in the hole! You have Javascript disabled. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? So what? Al Czervik: Come on, Ty, you're an ace. You're probably so high already you don't even know it. Danny Noonan: Yeah well Lou raised the price of coke he's been losing at the track. Forget the massage. Who's the gopher's ally. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? [9] Murray was with the production only six days, and his lines were largely unscripted. I was born to love you / I was born to lick your face / I was born to rub you / but you were born to rub me first / What do you say we take this out on the patio? You know credit trouble. Is that it? What an incredible Cinderella story. Judge Smails scores a birdie. Judge Smails: Do the honors. Ty Webb: Main Tag Caddyshack T-Shirt. Carl, I really don't do this very often. You know, despite what happened, I'm still convinced that you have many fine qualities. Roger Ebert gave the film two-and-a-half stars out of four and wrote, "Caddyshack feels more like a movie that was written rather loosely, so that when shooting began there was freedomtoo much freedomfor it to wander off in all directions in search of comic inspiration. Danny Noonan Al Czervik: . [carrying Czervik's golf bag] Many of the characters in the film were based on characters they had encountered through their various experiences at the club, including a young woman upon whom the character of Maggie is based and the Haverkamps, a doddering old couple, John and Ilma, longtime members of the club, who can barely hit the ball out of their shadows. Danny: I swear I didn't tell anybody anything, sir. Posted By . The green's right over there, sir. Al Czervik: [drops his bow anchor on Judge Smails' sailboat, sinking it] : Give me a coke. Tony D'Annunzio: "[20], Nevertheless, the film has gained a cult following in the years after its release and has been positively reappraised by many film critics. Spalding Smails: No I'm not grandpa I'm playing tennis. I'm no doorknob either, alright? Danny takes the blame for the incident to impress Smails. : Filming & Production That's about 4 dollars in change! Danny Noonan You're a disgrace and you're varmints. What do you do for excitement? You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how many drinks he's had already, right? Ty Webb: Al Czervik I want you to kill every gopher on the course! Hey wait a minute. You're not being the ball Danny. Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key Sandy: The most important decision you can make right now is what you stand for- goodnessor badness. Ty Webb: It's like acupressure but it's acupuncture. 'Gunga galungagunga, gunga-galunga,' Judge Elihu Smails: I have a little poem I'd like to read in honor of this occasion, if I may. Carl Spackler: Well I ain't paying no 50 cents for no coke. 2020, america, bill murray, bushwood, danny noonan. Carl Spackler: [standing in an ornamental flowerbed] What an incredible Cinderella story! Al Czervik: Careful. This Ain't No Goddamn Country Club Flag $30.00 Pay in 4 interest-free installments for orders over $50.00 with Learn more Add to cart 3' x 5' l 11/30/2022 louie longoria returning it order by mistake W 09/16/2022 William Graham Excellent Great place to shop A 07/05/2022 Anonymous Need help picking up beer cans Hey, loosen up, will ya? Judge Elihu Smails: Tony D'Annunzio | [singing, while trying to kill the gopher] Danny has to complete a difficult putt to win. What's that sign say? He and I are regular pals. Judge Smails: Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice. John F. Barmon Jr. as Spaulding Smails, Elihu Smails's grandson. I've got my own standards, my own way. In private? So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. The film was inspired by writer and co-star Brian Doyle-Murray's memories of working as a caddie at Indian Hill Club in Winnetka, Illinois. I don't blame you - you're a tramp! Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice. I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Oh, this your wife, huh? Al Czervik: [trying to make small talk with Chuck after Smails has introduced them] I want a milkshake. Soundtracks, gets cut off by Judge Smails, who grabs him by the arms and yanks him to their table, looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat, after an airplane passes just above his head, Ty has just been asked by Al to partner up against Judge Smails in a $20,000-per-person golf match, opens compartment in golf bag, revealing radio, turns on Journey's "Any Way You Want It," high volume, as he misses a putt on the 18th hole during the thunderstorm, he holds up his club and is hit by lightning Carl drops the golf bag and leaves him there, Judge Smails is preparing to hit the ball on the first tee while Al Czervick watches, Smails looks over at Czervick, who is watching anxiously, the judge hits the ball, and it goes flying into some trees, in response, he shouts in frustration, Caddy Danny arrives among the rich in his yachting outfit, drops his bow anchor on Judge Smails' sailboat, sinking it, caddying for the elderly Havercamps to Mrs. Havercamp, Havercamp puts hand out for club, Tony hands it to him as he attempts to shoot away from the green, he slices it and it barely misses Tony's head, trying to make small talk with Chuck after Smails has introduced them, she and Danny grimace towards him, he leaves, Danny walks inside Judge Smails' office, where Smails is seated around, and has a seat, awaiting his disciplinary action for his involvement with Lacey, turns around in his chair, slightly hitting his desk; Both Danny and Smails tries to see their faces, angrily shoves the lamp to the side, but calms down, Tony gives his ticket to Danny who has taken over for Lou, to Lacey, while they're laying in bed after having sex, Judge Smails is taking an inordinately long time to hit his drive on the first tee, while Al Czervik waits in the next foursome, after hearing how Al described his cooking, Notices the gopher in another hole nearby, Pounces but misses catching the gopher. [34] Only Chevy Chase reprised his role. Guess I'm a little overdressed. What do you say, Ty? You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how many drinks he's had already, right? Judge Smails: I don't play golf, for money, against people. this ain't no god dang country club caddyshack. You want to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty? 'Hey Lama, hey, how about a little something. I smell varmint poontang. I know how hard it is for young people today and I want to help. Danny Noonan: It's hard when you're talking like that. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life. How are you, boys? Lacey Underall: Yes I was really getting tired of having fun all the time. )Copyright Disclaimer Under Sectio. Carl Spackler: But, I want you to know about it. So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. Oh, it looks good on you though. Al Czervik Spalding Smails: Starring such comedic titans as Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, and Rodney Dangerfield, the film about a young golf caddy (Michael O'Keefe) desperate to win a scholarship and turn his life around has been listed #71 on AFI's 100 Years.100 Laughs and #7 on AFI's Top 10 Sports Films. Lacey Underall: He's going to hit about a five iron, l expect. It's in the hole! Try this. Al: What are you, religious or something? Menace to the golfing industry! A man, free to kill gophers at will. Chuck Schick: I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. I told you, today is the day we change the holes. Lacey Underall: Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language? Czervik Construction Company? but when you die, on your deathbed, He wanted the film to feel that it was in the Midwest, not Florida. : Lou Loomis: Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot. [5], The film was shot over eleven weeks during the autumn of 1979; Hurricane David in early September delayed production. Al Czervik: Better come in till this blows over. I'm going to put it right on the line. The production became infamous for the amount of drug usage which occurred on-set, with supporting actor Peter Berkrot describing cocaine as "the fuel that kept the film running. Lou has to. I'm not quite sure where they are. Judge Smails: What kind of sh**t is this? And that's all she wrote. Danny decides that he should cozy up to Judge Smails, who directs the caddy scholarship program. was genuine. Judge Elihu Smails: You feel looser? Judge Smails: This is your fate line. Carl Spackler: I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. A donut without a hole, is a Danish. Dangerfield ultimately steals the show, firing off a battery of one-liners, insults, and tasteless gags. [gives Tony a bottle of Coke and 50 cents] Tony D'Annunzio : Hey wait a minute. Danny Noonan Danny's putt leaves the ball hanging over the edge of the hole. Can you make a Bullshot? Caddyshack Bushwood Caddy Day Retro 1980 T Shirts. Smails encourages him to apply for the caddie scholarship. I give him the driver. [knocking ball into the pond] : When I was your age, I would lug fifty pounds of ice up five, six flights of stairs! It's in the hole! Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch. I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Your ball's right over there, go straight. Well, how about teams then, for twenty thousand? Ty Webb: Lacey Underall: This is the lsle of Wight. [puts down Czervik's bag, exasperated] I have my own standards, my own way. Carl Spackler: Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. Hey, that kangaroo just took my ball. Danny Noonan: I own two lumberyards. [she and Danny grimace towards him, he leaves]. Spalding Smails: This is good stuff. Ty Webb: getting ready for the season. I saw that! [Havercamp puts hand out for club, Tony hands it to him as he attempts to shoot away from the green] Ty: Danny. Back to Design. Judge Smails: Al Czervik: Smails: [ruffles Danny's hair] How about a Fresca? This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. I beg your pardon! I'm hot today! Carl Spackler: He's on his final hole. Caddyshack was Ramis's directorial debut and boosted the career of Dangerfield, who was previously known mostly for his stand-up comedy. It's the best, man-I got it from a negro. Scholarship Winner"? How 'bout a nice cool drink, varmints? One coke. Well pick it up. Carl Spackler: Let's not cave in too easy. [walking up with Terry, at Danny] Oh, then I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you can't come. Caddyshack is about the scheme of a vulgar land developer (Dangerfield) who wants to build condominiums on the site of a ritzy country club. Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks? Lou Loomis: Judge Smails : [to Bishop Fred Pickering] Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the colored boy who went to heaven? Al Czervik: I don't play golf for money against people. I'm willing to make up for that. Not golfers! [mocking] We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Didn't wanna do it, but felt I owed it to them. Grab tickets now at the link in bio Fumbles around in the hole, gives the gopher the finger, it bites him]. Judge Smails: Danny, I'm having a party this weekend. Well, I have been pushed. Bishop: Carl Spackler: I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner. bushwood, bushwood country club, fathers day, golf, golfer, Caddyshack Golf Movie Quote Free Bowl of Soup With That Hat, Tags: That was right where you wanted it! Danny, I think you know why you are here, so I'll do us both the courtesy of not reviewing what happened yesterday [angrily shoves the lamp to the side, but calms down]. Hey, Kid park my car, get my bags and put on some weight will ya? Where is he? Didn't want to do it. Here's Alvin Seville singing, "I Ain't No Dang Cartoon". Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key. You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. Judge Smails: Do you stand for *goodness*, or - for *badness*? And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." Al Czervik: He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife. [Judge Smails is taking an inordinately long time to hit his drive on the first tee, while Al Czervik waits in the next foursome]. Judge Smails: He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think. [28], This film is also second on Bravo's "100 Funniest Movies."[29]. Tony D'Annunzio Carl Spackler: This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. That's alright. Danny Noonan works as a caddie at the upscale Bushwood Country Club in Illinois to earn enough money to go to college. He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife. After Smails demands satisfaction, Czervik proposes a team golf match with Smails and his regular golfing partner Dr. Beeper against Czervik and Webb. Lifeguard: But I ain't no dang cartoon! This unknown, comes out of nowhere, to lead the pack at Augusta. | mobile roadworthy certificate sunshine coast. Danny Noonan: Oh then you ain't getting no coke. As inspired by the cult movie Caddyshack. On this Wikipedia the language links are at the top of the page across from the article title. I'm trying to tee off. Company Credits The distributor had cut 20 minutes to emphasize Bill Murray's role. Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. Ty Webb: Lacey Underall: Bishop Do you know what gophers can do to a golf course? Al Czervik: What are you, religious or something? Know what I'm talking about? Well, I slap an injunction on them so fast it'll make their head spin. 80s, bill murray, bushwood, chevy chase, cinderella, Bushwood Country Club Golf Course T Shirts, Tags: Tags: You put your suit on! Judge Smails: Don't you people have homes? Smails: Very good! Oh, Danny, this isn't Russia. I got pounds of this stuff. Carl Spackler: Oh Dr. Beeper, Bishop Pickering this is my niece Lacey Underall. Ty Webb: At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out You know what for? So, I'm on the first tee with him. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life. Tags: nostalgia, golfing, movies, bushwood country club, carl spackler Graphic tees. Oh, now I've done it. I can see that he's out, numbnuts. You know, I've often thought of becoming a golf club. #92, This page was last edited on 19 February 2023, at 04:34. I want [gets cut off by Judge Smails, who grabs him by the arms and yanks him to their table]. Whee! Well, just ask my grandson, Spaulding. 9. Lacey Underall: A lovely lady. Carl Spackler: Smails's boat is sunk at the event after a collision with Czervik's larger boat. It included ten songs, four of which were performed by Kenny Loggins, including the aforementioned "I'm Alright.". Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. The only reason I'm here is because I might buy it! All I see are a bunch of compromises and things that could have been better," such as the poor swings of everyone, except for O'Keefe. Ty: I don't play golf, for money, against people. Benihana? [Yelling to a rowdy swimmer] Mrs. Havercamp Ty Webb: This isn't Russia. And a varmint will never quit - ever. Judge Smails: Dr. Beeper: Must be a nice change from dreary old Manhattan. golf designs, golfer gift, golf design ideas, ty webb, golf, Tags: [his ball hits Judge Smails in the crotch]. OH, RAT FART! Hey, don't put yourself down. I tried calling, but don't have a listing for "Mr. The normally reserved Augusta crowd is going wild [pauses] for this young Cinderella who's come out of nowhere. And a varmint will never quit - ever. Gophers. The much maligned Jefe - The Three Amigos. Fooling around on the course, bad language, smoking grass, poor caddying. This isn't Russia, is it? Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts! Tony D'Annunzio Lacey Underall: You! Carl: All right. You'll love it. [shakes Smails' hand] Al Czervik: And, whenever possible, to look like one. You stink. Maggie O'Hooligan: No one likes a tattletale, Danny except of course, me. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Danny Noonan: Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. Tony D'Annunzio [turns around in his chair, slightly hitting his desk; Both Danny and Smails tries to see their faces]. Ty Webb: golf teeshirt, fanboymuseum, golf course, fanboy museum, golfer, Tags: Ty Webb: Judge Smails: Groundskeeper Sandy: If Carl Spackler can receive total enlightenment, so can you. Groundskeeper Sandy: Carl. Al Czervik: It was added by director Harold Ramis after realizing that two of his biggest stars, Chevy Chase and Bill Murray, did not appear in a scene together. Where can I find other caddyshack designs? [opens compartment in golf bag, revealing radio], [turns on Journey's "Any Way You Want It," high volume]. : He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - He and I are regular pals. Don't even think about it! Alternate Versions Mr. Havercamp: I felt I owed it to them. Ty: [to a glaring Smails] You know, Judge, my dad never liked you. Bishop I had a couple of burgers and some Cokes for lunch. [looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat]. This is a hybrid. Just kidding, come on. [caddying for the elderly Havercamps to Mrs. Havercamp] [swings, pulverizes a flower] Oh, he got all of that. Hey, Smails! Al Czervik: What're we, waiting for these guys? Dr. Beeper: So what? That's - oh! (This song was originally from Chipmunks in Low Places soundtrack.